Funny Stuff

- What does a cat have that no other animal has?- Kittens. - What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?- A cowboy riding his horse. - What always sleeps with its shoes on?- A Horse. - What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all...

- What does a cat have that no other animal has?- ...

Q: "What has one head, one foot and four legs?"A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?A: "Never mind, it's over your head! " Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?A: There are 11 letters in 'The Alphabet' Q: How can you spell cold with tw...

Q: "What has one head, one foot and four legs?"A: ...

By Sujata Iyer Given below are some riddles and answers. Before scrolling down after each riddle, try racking your brains a little bit more. Don't give up so easily. Unless, you want to hasten up the process of getting faintly annoyed at yourself for...

By Sujata Iyer Given below are some riddles and an...

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!A math joke Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or ...

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remi...

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get the...

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?...

Ant Jokes What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! What do you call a greedy ant? An anteater! Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? To trip up the a...

Ant Jokes What do you call an ant who skips school...

What Have You Learned? Here is how other kids of every age have answered that question... I HAVE LEARNED never trust a dog to watch your food. Eric, Age 10. I HAVE LEARNED When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew, Age 12. I H...

What Have You Learned? Here is how other kids of e...

Funny Excuses for not doing Homework I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload. I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked. I put it in a safe, but lost the combination. Some aliens from outer space bo...

Funny Excuses for not doing Homework I didn't do i...